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Friday, September 4, 2009

Wedding Crashers

Inspired by the Hollywood blockbuster hit.

Jinna and I recently joined, because we are getting sick and tired of going to the same dive bar every weekend.

I came across this.
A wedding reception invitation from two people I've never met.

Via gchat...

Me: We need to crash their wedding.
Jinna: We should SOOOOO crash it.
Jinna: wait, does this mean we are losers?
Me: uhm, did Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn look like losers?
Me: I didn't think so.

We are so crashing it.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Wanted: Podophilist [Foot Fetishist]

In the car with my best friends...

Janet: Did you guys read about the guy with the foot fetish on craigslist?
Jinna & Me:
Janet: ...HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA..laughing to herself.
Me: How does a foot fetish work?
Jinna: You know, they just like to lick it and rub it and stuff.
Me: Do they use it as a penis?
Janet & Jinna: .....what...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!
5 minutes later...

Celebrities with Podophilia:
Britney Spears
Tommy Lee
Marilyn Monroe
Elvis Presley
Rosie O'Donnell [Let's not think about that]
Jack Black

Well, do you use it as a penis?
Thanks in advance.

That's some O'Donnell shit right there.
Lesbionic Pedophilia